February 2011
Anonymous asked: Dear you person,

Allow me to reacquaint yourself with me. Yes, surely your synapses are firing already, activating some memories of recently, where you talked talked to some guy. That some guy was in fact me. I was delighted to engage with you in those quick bursts of random appreciation that happens when two sufficiently like-minded persons meet in a sea of, shall we say, not quite...
Feb 1st
January 2011
I'm a sucker for silky gowns.
It’s just so… ಥ_ಥ
Jan 30th
2 tags
Well, shit.
I idiotically volunteered to be the leader of a book discussion in my AP class. Of course, I wasn’t thinking straight. I felt cornered, and gave in like a staggered sheep. Now I’m skimming down facts and doubting my shit memory of the book (I’ve read it a while ago.) I can’t exactly pinpoint where this fortitude comes from, but I know I need to prepare for Tuesday’s...
Jan 30th
Jan 30th
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And it begins.
Facebook peeps are converting to tumblr.
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
my feet are cold
Jan 29th
my face hurts
Jan 29th
Jan 28th
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My mother has so much faith in my writing career.
It’s sort of ridiculous. Sometimes she throws subliminal story lines at me while I’m trying to finish my physics homework.  I feel obligated to write a book on grandma now. Pass the vodka, please.
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Applying for summer programs.
They’re asking for my favorite quote.  Great.
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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that awkward moment
when you miss your best friend and want to spill the latest thing that’s bothering you but you’ll know it’s really just a low blow to yourself.
Jan 24th
I love how the Bears just let the Packers score in...
saintdaniel: WTF are you doing? Srsly.
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Oh.
Mum checked the mail, and guess what’s in for me? Some asshole signed me for Victoria’s Secret lingerie under the name of “Jennifer” which is pretty freaky because of the address and all. Anyway, I get a free bra, mints and some other glamour shit.
Jan 23rd
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Reblog if you've formed a meaningful relationship...
andilikedyouforthat: Or several. Several, yes.
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Time to make me a sandwich.
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
Lost a follower.
brb wrapping a noose
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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today is one of those “fuck i’m so fucking tired i’m taking this bra off but i’ll wear a nice clean shirt to ravish my collar bones” day. Really.
Jan 20th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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when you hear your parents coming and you try to...
awhyeaheddy: THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION OPEN PAINT OPEN PAINT  OPEN PAINT
Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Did Inception and Black Swan just lose to a movie...
lungspaperfrail: runningforthethrillofit: what. tell me this is a lie. sdhasfkdfdlgjdlgk
Jan 17th
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Jan 16th